dear listeners, here is a list of things

dear listeners, here is a list of things
Warning: personal blog

marinashutup:


my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold

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marinashutup:

my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold

Reblogged from nogoodturkey

(Source: talesof4chan)

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theuppitynegras:

hello professor I can’t come to math class today lupita nyong’o was named the most beautiful woman in the world april 23rd is now a religious holiday for me

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singhallelujahh:

When people use Elsa not getting a prince at the end of Frozen to hate on all the other Disney princesses who fall in love

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A WOMAN CAN BE STRONG WITHOUT A MAN.

A WOMAN CAN BE STRONG WITH A MAN.

LOVE DOES NOT MAKE PEOPLE WEAK.

relztonx:

emmisnotshortforemma:

Let’s not lose track of what’s really important

Reblogged from einsteinsmoustache

relztonx:

emmisnotshortforemma:

Let’s not lose track of what’s really important

Reblogged from eleisons

(Source: fabray)

breakingnews:

Lupita Nyong’o named People’s Most Beautiful Person
TODAY: Lupita Nyong’o is People’s Most Beautiful person for 2014, the magazine revealed Wednesday morning on TODAY. The Oscar winner with the perfect smile and the style to match beams from a cover that promises “her inspiring story.”
Follow more entertainment news at Breaking News
Photo: Getty Images via NBCNews.com

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breakingnews:

Lupita Nyong’o named People’s Most Beautiful Person

TODAY: Lupita Nyong’o is People’s Most Beautiful person for 2014, the magazine revealed Wednesday morning on TODAY. The Oscar winner with the perfect smile and the style to match beams from a cover that promises “her inspiring story.”

Follow more entertainment news at Breaking News

Photo: Getty Images via NBCNews.com

Reblogged from eren-j-aeger

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

(Source: timetoputonashow)

evdisappearsbye:

captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done

Reblogged from bowlof-oranges

evdisappearsbye:

captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done

Reblogged from pizza

helioscentrifuge:

when i see cuties postin selfies

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